for I am a fool, and thou art nothing... (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} awibs) wrote,@ 2009-11-01 04:47:00 |
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halloween de-breif
I had an excellent Halloween. It started with a plan to dress as socially inappropriate Barbie dolls, based off Julia's jokes about Keesha the first black Barbie. We came up with:
Julia: "Mammie" / House Nigger Barbie$10SALE! $6 (only 3/5ths)
Mike: Trucker Ken $10 and a case of Schlitz
Nicole: Trailer Barbie $10 and a pack of Newports
Hunter: Homeless Ken 30c for a bus pass (please help god bless)
Me: Chola Barbie $10 or 2000 pesos
Alex: Vato Ken $10, ese!
In the last 24 hours, the party of 6 became a party of 12 as we were joined by other in non theme costumes, whom we mostly tagged and included anyway, because Julia was having fun making pricetags:
Kitty: Miscellaneous Woodland Sprite (dubbed "Woodland Farie Barbie". $10 and the laughter of children.
Shawn: Nonspecific shamanistic personification of Pan/The Horned Man ("Shaman Ken." $10 and the spirit of the wolf)
Brendan: Legolas ("Elfin Ranger Lvl 12 Ken." $10 and the one ring that binds us)
Mandy: miscellaneous goth with extra glitter ("Twilight Barbie." $10 and the blood of a virgin)
Melanie: Fem!Shirlock Holmes
Melanie's Skanky Sister Who's Name I Can't Remember: A Slutty What? I'm pretty sure she was a Victoria's Secret Angel.
Yes, there are pictures forthcoming.
Some highlights of the evening:
>>Hunter ran down to the CVS to pick up something in costume, and a homeless man glared at him. Over the night he also was given a dollar and a tequila shot. Another homeless man called him brotha and bumped elbows with him.
>>Someone yelled "Oh my god, Orlando Bloom!" out a car window at Brendan
>>We invented a new drinking game. Every time you see a Slutty!What? you drink.
>>My eyebrows scared people. And/or reminded them of high school. Ive got some GREAT chola pics.
>>Nicole got uproariously drunk. People thought she was really pregnant. She was like "are you kidding? this drunk and smoking if I was really pregnant?" She at one point sat on the infant doll she had pinned to her side, and had to buy Julia a shot to prevent her from calling DCFS.
>>Slutty!Red Riding Hood stopped us in the street to give us candy.
>>Julia and I jammed tribal at SmartBar, and everyone suddenly wanted to learn.
>>The best part of the night was the walk down Clark street from SmartBar to Pick Me Up's, in the thick of costumed masses.
>>We found Waldo!
>>We saw a Slutty!Mexican at Pick Me Up's. A white girl was wearing a sombrero and a stereotypical poncho-blanket as some kind of micro-mini wrap dress. Since I was also dressed, technically, as a skanky Meican, I stood up and shouted "Viva la Raza!... and you don't speak Spanish and have no idea what I just said."
I'm pretty sure there's more, but I will wait til we have pictures.
Nicole: Your purse and keys are at my house. And your car is parked safely in a free no meter no permit zone. And yes it is locked.
I had an excellent Halloween. It started with a plan to dress as socially inappropriate Barbie dolls, based off Julia's jokes about Keesha the first black Barbie. We came up with:
Julia: "Mammie" / House Nigger Barbie
Mike: Trucker Ken $10 and a case of Schlitz
Nicole: Trailer Barbie $10 and a pack of Newports
Hunter: Homeless Ken 30c for a bus pass (please help god bless)
Me: Chola Barbie $10 or 2000 pesos
Alex: Vato Ken $10, ese!
In the last 24 hours, the party of 6 became a party of 12 as we were joined by other in non theme costumes, whom we mostly tagged and included anyway, because Julia was having fun making pricetags:
Kitty: Miscellaneous Woodland Sprite (dubbed "Woodland Farie Barbie". $10 and the laughter of children.
Shawn: Nonspecific shamanistic personification of Pan/The Horned Man ("Shaman Ken." $10 and the spirit of the wolf)
Brendan: Legolas ("Elfin Ranger Lvl 12 Ken." $10 and the one ring that binds us)
Mandy: miscellaneous goth with extra glitter ("Twilight Barbie." $10 and the blood of a virgin)
Melanie: Fem!Shirlock Holmes
Melanie's Skanky Sister Who's Name I Can't Remember: A Slutty What? I'm pretty sure she was a Victoria's Secret Angel.
Yes, there are pictures forthcoming.
Some highlights of the evening:
>>Hunter ran down to the CVS to pick up something in costume, and a homeless man glared at him. Over the night he also was given a dollar and a tequila shot. Another homeless man called him brotha and bumped elbows with him.
>>Someone yelled "Oh my god, Orlando Bloom!" out a car window at Brendan
>>We invented a new drinking game. Every time you see a Slutty!What? you drink.
>>My eyebrows scared people. And/or reminded them of high school. Ive got some GREAT chola pics.
>>Nicole got uproariously drunk. People thought she was really pregnant. She was like "are you kidding? this drunk and smoking if I was really pregnant?" She at one point sat on the infant doll she had pinned to her side, and had to buy Julia a shot to prevent her from calling DCFS.
>>Slutty!Red Riding Hood stopped us in the street to give us candy.
>>Julia and I jammed tribal at SmartBar, and everyone suddenly wanted to learn.
>>The best part of the night was the walk down Clark street from SmartBar to Pick Me Up's, in the thick of costumed masses.
>>We found Waldo!
>>We saw a Slutty!Mexican at Pick Me Up's. A white girl was wearing a sombrero and a stereotypical poncho-blanket as some kind of micro-mini wrap dress. Since I was also dressed, technically, as a skanky Meican, I stood up and shouted "Viva la Raza!... and you don't speak Spanish and have no idea what I just said."
I'm pretty sure there's more, but I will wait til we have pictures.
Nicole: Your purse and keys are at my house. And your car is parked safely in a free no meter no permit zone. And yes it is locked.
